No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
