so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think a kid would responsible me up
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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