chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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