Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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