let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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