It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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