We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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