make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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