love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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