The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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