Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
this will be a night to untag.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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