their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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