I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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