Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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