why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just pee around me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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