That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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