Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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