I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have aggressive nipples.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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