Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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