I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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