Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
