mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
