New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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