why didn't you poke me back
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Randomize
