normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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