are you still at the devil's house?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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