I just threw up on my dentist
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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