walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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