I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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