used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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