And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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