He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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