Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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