So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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