We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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