butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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