Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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