That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
