I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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