Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Your cock deserves a montage
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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