he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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