Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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