i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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