He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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