i would one night stand the shit outta him
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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