There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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