I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
