I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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