And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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