YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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