Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So vagazzling was a success
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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