There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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