doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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